No one does 'Hot Mess' classier than I can. TSM.
Ariana/21/Masshole
Junior Journalism Major at UMass Amherst and
Sister of Iota Gamma Upsilon
Black & Gold Forever!
BRUINS BRUINS BRUINS
i'll also write about the joke this is my life from time to time ;)
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itsinthewaterbaby:
nicolapeyton:
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salah:
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.
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BAHAHAH NUMBER 4 MADE ME LOL.
LOLOLOLOL hahahahaha made my week
number one is amazingggg
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